Hulk Hogan: Your rhymes are phat like my 24 inch pythons, brother!!!!!!

Tom Cruise: Katie told me that you still haven't seen "Vanilla Sky." What's up with that? What? All of a sudden no love for Tommy? All of a sudden too good for "Vanilla Sky"? What gives assholes?

Donald Trump: Cracked Out is fired!

George W. Bush: My fellow Americans, Cracked Out. You guys suck. I didn't think it was possible to be dumber than me. And I'm like...
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Dick Cheney: Booyakasha. I got hunting gun bullets for your dome.

Saddam Hussein: If I'm the Butcher of Baghdad, then these guys are the Butchers of Great Rapdad.

Crocodile Dundee: That's not crack. This is crack.

Gene Simmons: I wrote all of Cracked Out's music. You wanna fuck my wife? Come over to my house fuck my wife. I don't give a shit. Bring your wife. I'll fuck her. Wife fuck party. Get it?

Corey Haim: I sold my teeth to Cracked Out for a Big Mac.

Kirk Cameron: You're going to hell.