Rapzilla and MC Record
Deal Masks
Print out these masks and wear them to our next show.
Testimonials: Celebrities Love Cracked Out
Hulk Hogan: Your rhymes are phat like my 24 inch pythons, brother!!!!!!
Tom Cruise: Katie told me that you still haven't seen "Vanilla Sky." What's up with
that? What? All of a sudden no love for Tommy? All of a sudden too good for "Vanilla Sky"? What gives assholes?
Donald Trump: Cracked Out is fired!
George W. Bush: My fellow Americans, Cracked Out. You guys suck. I didn't think it was
possible to be dumber than me. And I'm like...
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Dick Cheney: Booyakasha. I got hunting gun bullets for your dome.
Saddam Hussein: If I'm the Butcher of Baghdad, then these guys are the Butchers of Great Rapdad.
Crocodile Dundee: That's not crack. This is crack.
Gene Simmons: I wrote all of Cracked Out's music. You wanna fuck my wife? Come over to my
house fuck my wife. I don't give a shit. Bring your wife. I'll fuck her. Wife fuck party. Get it?
Corey Haim: I sold my teeth to Cracked Out for a Big Mac.
Kirk Cameron: You're going to hell.